I had to sign Porthos’ spelling sheet last week. As I pulled out my pen, I saw that he got a score of 9/10. The one he got wrong was “gigantic beans”. And against it, the teacher had written, “gigantic bins”.
Me: Why did you write “beans”?
Porthos: Because that’s what the teacher said!
Pilgrim Dad and I couldn’t stop laughing. Another case of “leopard preenz”!