Autopissy God (or Theology According to a 5-Year-Old)

At bedtime, Athos, Porthos and I got to talking about how strong God is. “Do you remember how He parted the Red Sea?” I said. “And the Bible also tells us that God created the whole universe. And raised Jesus from the dead.”

Here’s the conversation that ensued:

Athos: He’s amazing

Pilgrim Mom: Yes He is.

Porthos: And He’s powerful!

PM: That’s right. Our God is an awesome God.

Porthos: And He’s an autopissy God too.

PM: What?!

Porthos: God is autopissy.

PM: What’s autopissy?!

Porthos: Autopissy means like an autopiss. Many tentacles.

PM: Ah, you mean OCTOPUS

Porthos: Yah, God is an octopissy God because He can do so many things at the same time

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3 responses to “Autopissy God (or Theology According to a 5-Year-Old)

  1. ha ha ha! mum, hannah & I are having a great laugh about this!

  2. Singapore’s version of “Max Lucado” in the making! Rather original and shows depth of imagination for a boy his age. Should encourage him to write.

  3. omnipotent octopus 🙂 Porthos has a great sense of imagination.

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