At bedtime, Athos, Porthos and I got to talking about how strong God is. “Do you remember how He parted the Red Sea?” I said. “And the Bible also tells us that God created the whole universe. And raised Jesus from the dead.”
Here’s the conversation that ensued:
Athos: He’s amazing
Pilgrim Mom: Yes He is.
Porthos: And He’s powerful!
PM: That’s right. Our God is an awesome God.
Porthos: And He’s an autopissy God too.
Porthos: God is autopissy.
PM: What’s autopissy?!
Porthos: Autopissy means like an autopiss. Many tentacles.
PM: Ah, you mean OCTOPUS
Porthos: Yah, God is an octopissy God because He can do so many things at the same time