Pilgrim Dad and Porthos were talking about the day he was born. The conversation took a somewhat graphic turn but brave Pilgrim Dad soldiered on….
Porthos: Did I come out from the backside?
Pilgrim Dad: No you came out from the front.
Porthos: From the bellybutton?
Pilgrim Dad: No, from here (pointing generally)
Porthos: You mean from the wee wee?
Pilgrim Dad: No, girls don’t have wee wees. Boys and girls are different. Girls have vaginas.
Porthos: I came out from a pajama?