Today, the boys went swimming with Grandpa and Grandma. Athos saw that I wasn’t getting changed into my swimsuit. Here’s the conversation that ensued:
Athos: Mommy aren’t you going to swim?
Pilgrim Mom: No I can’t.
PM: [takes deep breath, decides to go with factual approach] I’m having my period.
Athos: I know about periods.
Athos: There’s the Cretaceous period, the Jurassic period and the Triassic period.