Pilgrim Dad found his alarm clock broken and confronted Athos and Porthos with it. Here’s what ensued:
P: It wasn’t me.
PD: Then who?
P: It was Kor Kor. I saw him kick it and it fell off the side table. That’s how it happened.
PM: [To Athos] Is that what happened?
PM: Then what happened?
A: I don’t know.
P: You did it.
A: No I didn’t.
P: Yes you did.
A: No I didn’t
Ad infinitum ad nauseum. We weren’t able to figure out what happened, so I let the matter rest with a general sermonette to Porthos about the importance of telling the truth. I had to restrain myself from telling Athos that he’s gotta have a better comeback if he doesn’t want to get blamed.
No prizes for guessing who will probably survive the real world better….